Cara LaGreen
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  • June14th

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    What can be said about the Chocolate Day Spa in Costa Mesa, California?… Hmmm…
    Run away from this place fast. I mean really fast. Like the fastest you have ever ever run because this place, as many fellow Yelp Reviewers have said, is a hot hot mess

    I bought a Living Social deal in December for my husband and I to go on our anniversary.
    I called and called since December to book our appointments and would never get a real person.
    I would leave messages, no one would call back, and when I finally did get someone on the phone, they told me that all of the 10 dates I gave them were booked. I went online and booked on their website and followed up with a call to make sure that I was confirmed and they told me they did not have that time available. When I told them it was available on the website, they just told me that the website was wrong and that it wasn’t available.

    Since the deal was to expire in two weeks I called again this week and again got their voice mail, left a message, but no one called back.
    I then called again and was put on hold with this annoying ear piercing beep beep sound. I mean you are a spa for crying out loud — where is the calming on-hold music?
    Then I was hung up on.
    I called again and was put on hold.
    Repeat 3 times.
    It was all super fun.

    When I finally was connected to a real person, she said that they were booked up past my groupon expiration date.
    Now that is fine, it has happened several times with different deals I have purchased at Aveda and other salons and they have always been willing to extend the expiration date no problem. But she said the only way they would extend it is if I paid an extra15 dollars per deal — so 30 dollars extra total for the 2 of us — to have the deal extended 2 months.


    WHAT??????


    Since when does a salon charge you extra for them being over booked? And if they are so booked, why are they still putting offers on all of the discount sites and then being rude to the people that already have purchased the deals?
    When I asked this she was extremely cold and non-responsive and kept repeating the statement she had been told to repeat:
    “I am sorry maa’m but you have to understand this is not a normal spa where we take walk ins, we are by appointment only.”" Yeah I get that, and I have tried to make numerous appts.”
    “Well maa’m in all fairness you had since December to book.”
    “Right, and as I told you I have tried to book since December.”

    Repeat 10 times…

    The Chocolate Day Spa have done deals on Screamin, Living Social, Groupon, and many others, yet several other reviewers have said they were not honoring the discounts either. Last time I checked, not honoring a discount you sold that is still valid is ILLEGAL, no matter how much business you are currently getting. I don’t remember any disclaimer on the discount sites saying, you only get this discount if the spa is not busy and has time for you.

    Add in the fact that this salon is in an office building, the bathrooms are outside down the hall and you need a key like it’s a gas station; walls are thin, appointments are overbooked and guests are told to come back later when they are already there.
    Other guests have reported that they arrived for their scheduled appointment and the place was closed.
    Living Social customers have been told their deals are not valid on Saturdays and subject to availability (which is NEVER) just proves my point that this place sounds anything but relaxing. This place may be fully booked right now but I doubt much repeat business will be happening.
    When I mentioned that they had horrible reviews, she didn’t even care. She just kept saying:

    “Maa’m you need to understand we are not a traditional spa, we are by appointment only.”

    I stopped her and said, “Yeah, yeah, I know you are an appt. only spa that doesn’t ever have any appointments, doesn’t return phone calls, doesn’t honor discounts offered, and will for sure be getting another bad review from me.”

    She made me so angry, there is no way any de-stressing was happening at this place. I needed a massage just to recover from the stress of the phone call.

    Run away fast. I mean really fast. Like the fastest you have ever ever run because this place, as many fellow Yelp reviewers have said, is the hottest mess in town.

    Check out all the Yelp Reviews for this mess here http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-chocolate-day-spa-costa-mesa

  • April10th

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    So, in my recent apartment search, I have encountered some pretty damning yet hilarious responses when it comes to phoning and visiting apartment buildings.

    I’m still not sure how much of the following was hard-sell and how much was just plain stupidity…

    #1
    Me: Hi, do you take small dogs? I have a 15 lb shitzu.
    Apartment manager: No but we have three sparkling pools and central air. Would you like to come in for a tour?
    Me: Um, no that’s OK, thanks anyway.

    #2
    Me: Hi, do you take small dogs? I have a 15 lb shitzu.
    Apartment manager: No, but we accept cats.
    Me: But I just told you I have a dog.
    Apartment manager: But cats are so much smarter. You really should get a cat.
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  • December30th

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    So as I am sure you have heard the new $65 million “Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark” resumed previews after its fourth major accident occurred. It has been reported that more safety measures have been put in place. Well that is good, I am glad after four people were injured, they finally put better safety measures in. And the show hasn’t even opened yet!

    I can’t help but wonder why do we need so many stunts and special effects in musicals? It all started with that darn chandelier in “Phantom of the Opera.” Was that beautiful music and story line not entertaining enough that they had to add a huge chandelier coming out into the audience and crashing down?

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  • July20th

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    Dog in a stroller!So, I was at the Irvine Spectrum the other day, and what did my eyes amaze me with but a woman with her dog in a baby stroller whilst she restrained her child on a leash!

    It was definitely a “I wish I had my camera” moment.

    But you know you have seen it.
    The women taking their morning jogs with their baby strollers and you ask what the baby’s name is and they say, “Muffin”, and you think, “OK, celebrities are naming their kids Apple, Blanket, and even Moon Unit these days so its just the in thing to do.”
    Then you go to say “Coochie, choocie, coo,” and it turns into, “My, what a hairy baby you have.”

    Now, my husband is from England, where dogs walk, run, chase sticks, and do all those normal dog things.
    They are not dressed up, their nails are not painted, and there are definitely no doggie couture stores in sight.

    So the other day we run into a nice lady with a little Shih Tzu (same as ours), in a baby stroller. And my husband goes up to the stroller and says, “Awww what a cute dog, what’s wrong with its legs?”
    Of course I am pulling on his shirt thinking, “Shhh honey.”
    The lady says, “Oh, he has little legs and doesn’t like to walk.”
    Of course, my husband goes on to say, “ He is a dog.”
    And it goes on…
    Lady: “Well, he will get dirty.”
    Husband: “He is a dog.”
    Lady: “He might hurt himself.”
    Husband: “You might hurt yourself too, but you are not rolling around in a stroller.”
    Lady: “Well I don’t want to lose him.”
    Husband: “He is a dog?”
    Lady: “Well another dog might hurt him.”
    Husband “Dog.”

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  • July11th

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    OK, “House Hunters” fans (because HGTV is just about the only channel to watch in the Summer, since there is nothing else on) answer me this: Why is it that 9 out of 10 home buyers won’t buy a house if it doesn’t have stainless steel appliances, granite counter tops, and a pretty, yet functional backsplash? I mean literally, this couple went into a house that had gorgeous new appliances and straight away the girl was like, “We need stainless steel — these will just have to go.” Why? Is there something I don’t know? Will my Tater Tots crisp better in a stainless steel oven? Will my Oreo ice cream sandwiches freeze better in a stainless steel fridge? I WANT TO KNOW! Cuz, as far as I can tell from my stainless steel toaster and blender, the stuff gets stains that stick like grass on a kids jeans.
    And what’s with the granite counter tops? What is wrong with soapstone or ceramic tile? I even saw one of the house hunters thumb their nose at a concrete counter top, which was super nice, besides being pretty pricy. So this granite phenomenon seems to not necessarily be a price thing. Anyone have any theories on this one? Does the cookie dough roll out smoother on the granite? I WANT TO KNOW! Cuz, As far as I can tell, the word on the street is that your kitchen isn’t cool without granite and that’s about it.

    Now lets talk about the back splash. Back what? Cuz at first, I thought they were talking about back wash and I was thinking yucky, people spit on their kitchen walls? I had no thought what the back splash was, but I reckon its a cool word new home buyers have picked up on and they like to use it a lot to sound groovy. Does a pretty backsplash make your coffee maker glisten more?

    I WANT TO KNOW! Cuz, as far as I can see, home buyers are worrying way too much about what they have been told is now a necessity and they are missing the big picture.

    I even saw a couple give up a back yard because it didn’t have all of these kitchen goodies. I am sure their golden retriever was real pleased about that choice!