Cara LaGreen
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    So, in my recent apartment search, I have encountered some pretty damning yet hilarious responses when it comes to phoning and visiting apartment buildings.

    I’m still not sure how much of the following was hard-sell and how much was just plain stupidity…

    #1
    Me: Hi, do you take small dogs? I have a 15 lb shitzu.
    Apartment manager: No but we have three sparkling pools and central air. Would you like to come in for a tour?
    Me: Um, no that’s OK, thanks anyway.

    #2
    Me: Hi, do you take small dogs? I have a 15 lb shitzu.
    Apartment manager: No, but we accept cats.
    Me: But I just told you I have a dog.
    Apartment manager: But cats are so much smarter. You really should get a cat.
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